The Funny Alphabook for Christmas.

Ok, about a month ago when I was home I was going through some drawers and I found a book that Ashley and I made in 6th grade. Since it is Christmas time I thought I would share it with you. I am going to write it the exact same way it is written in the book, so if there are some words that are spelled wrong that is why! Anyways, this will be kind of a long post so here it goes..

The Funny Alphabook for Christmas

Illustrated and written by:

Ashley Hansen and Chelsea Killian

About the authors:

Ashley Hansen, An 11 yr. old? No much, much more! I play sports. I dance. I cook & I really like to play.

Chelsea Killian, an a 12 yr. old? No much, much more. I play sports & I like it. I dance. I cook & I really like to play games.

A- is for apple cider. For something to drink. It's nice & hot. It's applely & great fun for the holidays. I like it with hot chocolate. They have alot in common they're both HOT!

B- is for the bells that chime in the morning. I like the sound they make. It sounds kind of like ding-dong-dong. It's fun to hear them chime even though they don't chime in Huntington we just use our imaginations!

C- is for Christmas because that's the holiday were celebrating. Chelsea likes Christmas because It rocks! Ashley like Christmas because It's totally fun & amazing to hear Santa's sleigh bells. It is fun to play with friends. Christmas is magical!

D- is for Ding-Dong It means lots of visitors on Christmas is not unusual or is it? I need to be informed. I don't know what the persons name is? Maybe it's ding-dong.

Ding-Dong definition 1. a weird person 2. a weird noise 3. I don't know

E- is for eggnog. We definately need Apple cidar with hot chocolate & eggnog with eggs. I wonder where they got the name eggnog. Even though we don't like it we just drink Apple cidar with hot chocolate, but we know other people like eggnog.

F- is for fantacies of dancing sugarplums in your head. Loys of kids dream of dancing sugarplums. It's also in a book called The Night Before Christmas. It's one of our favorite Christmas books.

G- is for Gabrielle the important angel. He was the angel who told of Christ's coming to Mary, Joseph, and the 3 shepards.

H- is for humbug because that's what scrooge always said. Unitl he was taken to the past, present, and Future. Then he never did say it again. Humbug means those who aren't into the holidays. They usually say the word humbug.

I- is for icing to put on Christmas cookies. There could be green, red, blue, or any colors of frosting. There is usually angels stars, trees, santa clauses, and elves. We love cookies especially Christmas cookies.

J- is for Jelly. Santa has a Jelly Belly. Or so I'm I mean were told. Santa plays an important role in Christmas. We imagine that he is a very giving & busy person. We would like to meet him one of these days.

K- is for Kris Kringle. Kris Kringle is another word or name for santa claus. We like or prefer Kris Kringle, but younger kids like or prefer Santa Claus. Santa Claus has a lot of other names in different countries also the most foreign country to us the U.S.A.

L- is for lollipops that we put into stockings. We obviously like food you'll know after you read this book. There is also lots of other candies in stockings. The stockings are a tradition in Christmas holidays.

M- is for myrrh is what one of the wise men brought to give Jesus. myrrh is a fragrant aromatic plant gum used in perfumes and formerly for incense.

N- is for Naughty or Nice. That's how kids act. But you better be nice because Santa or his elves are watching you. But if your naughty you get cole but that would be all right with me. Because they make diamonds out of cole.

O- is for oreos with red frosting to stuff our faces. Because the oreo company says that it's Americas 1# cookie. And the oreos are our favorite.

P-is for peanuts because that's what Old Saint Nick likes. Actually Nick like all foods execpt for fish.

Q- is for quadrilateril because that's how most presents are shaped. And presents are very square shaped.

R- is for Rudolph color of nose. Because red is a Christmas color. So is green. It would be cool if they called him Rudolph the green-nosed reindeer.

S- is for shopping for loved ones & friends. Because it's nice & friendly to give gifts.

T- is for turtle doves it is a tree decoration. when you have 2 you give 1 to friend & they'll remeber you forever.

U- is for umbrella incase it snows or else you could have snowy hair. Either would have or will work.

V- is for Valentines because it's a whole different holiday that were talking about so we won't say anymore about it.

W- is for watching Christmas shows. Because most Americans love t.v.

X- is for xcellent. Just because we left off the e it's better off without it.

Y- is for you because you are part of Christmas. Because you do do decorations. And you are in the holiday spirit.

Z- is for Zwahlen because she's making us do this book. But it is fun to do. And were glad for the experience.

Anyways, there you have it. The Funny Alphabook for Christmas. I think it is funnier now to read, then it was when we wrote it. We were a little retarded back then but it is a good memory.